The original rewiew says: "An hour and a half of waiting and ta-da!!!! A complete mess. The entire pizza slid to one side and froze. My evening was ruined, and so was my mood!"

I can see why the customer wasn't happy with this.

by Stranger1982

37 Comments

  1. Pkyankfan69

    Even if this didn’t slide around and get messed up in the box this would be complete dog shit… Actually, that might be an insult to dog shit.

  2. DarkShadowZangoose

    that’s a *pizza*? I can barely even make out the base

  3. That looks kind of like what my car pukes up when she has a hairball.

    *cat

  4. SignificanceFun265

    In hell, you can eat all the pizza you want!

    The pizza looks like this though.

  5. DevoidNoMore

    It looks like it had an issue with a Ukrainian drone

  6. nicto_granemor

    Posting gore without the NSFW tag? Is that allowed?

  7. JDragonblade

    forget a pizza crime, that’s a war crime

  8. Ok_Potato_9554

    Wow. Even the pizza in Russia is super depressing.

  9. Narrow_String_4831

    ![gif](giphy|S3zUz0srbHYozUapns|downsized)

  10. dianasaurusrex123

    Pretty sure my dog has puked up something that looked exactly like this

  11. pleasedontsmashme

    It looks like it might be gross even before the smushing took place… Could classify this as a mercy killing

  12. burninghammer1990

    This reminds me of the cartoon rotten burger from SpongeBob

  13. BigWilly526

    It looks like the leftovers of a Russian soldier after a few Days in Ukraine

  14. Hopeful_Insurance409

    Was this delivered to the front line via drone ?

  15. farmerKev420710

    Clearly he was Rushian! The G-force was too much for the pizza to hand

  16. memerismlol

    Did you forget to take a picture of it before you ate it so you threw it back up again to fix your mistake?

  17. Cheeseisatypeofmeat

    i’m sorry, but WHYYYYYY is the base GREY?! ew

  18. limpymcjointpain

    That’s my dogs barf… and someone dumped on it too…

  19. ReasonableSilver4839

    Looks like the delivery driver ate the pizza and then puked it back up in the box.

  20. It looks like two butt cheeks ripped with shredded cheese. Woaw

  21. orange-shoe

    it genuinely looks like shit covered in throw up

  22. No wonder we went to war with them for 40 years

  23. Toddyboar

    This looks like they tried to make twice baked potatoes inside of a fish, wtaf?

  24. UnspeakableGutHorror

    Slide in a bowl, microwave, eat with a spoon.

  25. the_placi_affect

    Ffs i almost threw up.
    Maybe i should, this image makes me really sick and I have seen AWFUL THINGS.